Fro is the funniest

This is the greatest tribute that has ever been attributed to me. It will be funny to you, but was hysterical to me. Fro has a way of filling a single sentence with a million memories and inside jokes. She is the superstar. She hangs out with Karen, Barb, and goes to the Oquirrh temple with Carol Mikita. I'll be asking for her autograph someday, but I can say I knew her back when...

p.s. Please don't mind my nasty, greasy, sick, unkempt, disgusting hair. I was young. That's my excuse.