A few things I will never do

Here's a little list of a few things I've recently come in contact with that I personally don't think I can ever implement in my life. I need everyone to know, that I'll still love you if you do these things, but know that I will never hop on these bandwagons. Here they are:

1. Bare belly pregnancy pictures.
2. Professional maternity pictures. For that matter, non professional pregnancy pictures will be kept to a minimum.
3. TMI posts about anything related to pregnancy and/or childbirth. (This has nothing to do with a certain childhood friend who just had a baby. You are normal. Other people I've run into...not so much.)

All three of these things have successfully freaked me out about the whole process of pregnancy. Now, I know that the mothers reading this are probably having their hearts break at this moment, but don't worry. I will have kids. I'll just need a little more time to get over it. However, I realize that I'll probably never "get over it" and I'll one day wake up and realize that it's time to start a family. As of right now though, it's all alienistic to me and I'm not sure how to fix that. Babies are cute and I'm sure becoming a parent is the greatest thing ever, but why all the belly pictures and gory details? Y.U.C.K.Y. That's what's on my mind right now and with that, I leave you.
Good night.
B.

p.s. Josh and Stacy (my car) are both terribly sick. Josh is throwing up and Stacy has a broken radiator. Also, I worked 11 hours today and for a moment thought I was going to have to call 911. This could be the reason of this freaked out post. I'm jittery right now and easily nauseated. Good thing first thing tomorrow I get to go to nursery....